Infinity Downline 101 - ID Crash Course for Idiot

Hi Guys, I am so glad that you are here to read this short course on Infinity Downline, course ID101 - ID Crash Course for Idiot.

Let me begin this course with greeting - Good morning, good afternoon, good night, good day, whichever time you are here, just pick the appropriate greeting.

For those of you who are new to Infinity Downline, I feel sad for you because Infinity Downline or nicknamed ID has been around for quite sometime now, but nobody has been reported to have became super wealthy out of it though. It is a very simple Multi Level Marketing or MLM (...but 'they' does not admit it), and 'they' claim to be the cheapest 'MLM' around. The 'ID kind of 'MLM' is seems to be different from any other MLM (...well, no matter how you turn the pyramid around, it is still a pyramid isn't it...). The initial investment is truly small. Only USD25. But Malaysian prefer RM100. It was not known for what reason. About the change in currency, the only explanation that I can think of is 'Malaysia Boleh'.

So much for the introduction. Let me begin with the ID101 course now.

This business is very good. It is said to be the simplest one around. YOU, will happen to be 'recruited' by somebody above YOU. Otherwise the whole thing does not happen, so somebody somewhere got to persuade YOU to be in the ID 'system' (such 'they' call it). That 'somebody' will have to recruit THREE other, in which YOU and the third recruit have to pay RM100 or USD25 -hard earn money that suppose to buy you food for one week- to the somebody that drag you into the 'system'. Well, I feel sad for that somebody too though, because he or she need to half-crying persuade the other two into his or her line or downline (remember, need to get four person right) just to pay for the whoever that referred him or her (I mean that somebody). So, if YOU get four person, two will pay you, and another two will pay for the person that recruited you.

Well, if this explainantion is too difficult for you, let me give you an example.

Suppose an idiot recruited YOU to be his downline. YOU won't get paid. Instead, YOU NEED to pay the idiot RM100 or USD25. What will YOU get? YOU will get NOTHING, which qualify YOU to be an idiot and a whole pile of task to look for minimum of FOUR idiots which YOU will demand payment of RM100 or USD25 from. With hard labor, YOU manage to find four idiots which are willing to spare their hard-earn cash (..which suppose to be for groceries). Well, two of the idiots hand you money, RM100 or USD25 each. Well, the other two idiots will hand in their RM100 or USD25 to the idiot that recruited you. Well, isn't that nice... two idiots is handing in money to you for free, and not only that, the other two is giving money to the idiot above you as well.. I really can't find any explainable why the four idiots that YOU have so much trouble to find can't give all the money to you though. Weird, but just bear with me for now.

And the cycle continues... the four idiots under YOU will by-all-means persuade another four idiots each(... hmmm I wonder how is it feel to become an idiot...) to join the party. I calculated that by the time YOU's downline reaches the 10th, YOU will have an infinitely many idiots handing in money for free to YOU -without-any obvious-reason-

'They' claim to have a product though. 'They' also claimed that the products are 'educational' stuffs, acceptable worldwide. I am still confused, why so many idiots tries to get, sell, affiliate these products that the idiots can get from Bit Torrent for free. Then I realized, the idiots won't be an idiot if they know where to get it for free in the first place. So I give up thinking. Right now, I feel sorry for the idiots who lingers at the very bottom of YOU's downline... well, I calculated that, as long as there are infinitely many idiots around, there will always be idiots continuing the line. But I reckon, the very bottom will always be the idiot because they will give their hard-earn-money to their 'boss', and what do they get? AN E-BOOK! Good work idiots.

That is all for this class. I hope you can pass the test, which will be end of this millennium.